Should Wal-Mart Be Hired To Run The Country?

 

Received this email today and thought I would pass it along.

Wal-Mart vs.  The Morons

1.   Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart every hour of every  day.

2. This works  out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3.   Wal-Mart will  sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick’s Day (March  17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart  is  bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears  + Costco +  K-Mart  combined.

5. Wal-Mart  employs 1.6 million people, is the world’s largest private employer, and  most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart  is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart  now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind they  did this in only fifteen years.

8. During  this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought  bankruptcy.

9.   Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the  world.

10.   Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 2,906 are Super  Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five  years  ago.

11. This year  7.2  billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart  stores. (Earth’s population is approximately 6.5   Billion.)

12. 90% of  all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

13.   Wal-Mart has gross sales that total more than the total revenue of all the  countries in the world, except 6.


You may  think  that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work  for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix  the economy.


This should  be read and understood by all Americans Democrats, Republicans,    EVERYONE!!

To the  President  and all 535 voting members of the Legislature, both  parties. It is now official you are  ALL corrupt  morons:

a.. The  U.S.  Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to  get it right and it is broke.

b.. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it  right and it is broke.

c.. Fannie  Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is  broke.

d.. War on  Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right; $1 trillion  of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to “the poor” and they  only w ant  more.

e.. Medicare  and Medicaid were established in 1965.  You have had 44 years to get it  right and they are broke.

f.. Freddie  Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is  broke.

g.. The  Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign  oil. It has ballooned to 16,000  employees with a budget of $24 billion  a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 32 years to get it  right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have  FAILED in every “government service” you have shoved down our throats while  overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT  AMERICANS TO  BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH  CARE SYSTEM ??    YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN THE AUTO INDUSTRY…. THE BANKING  SYSTEM?????

MAYBE  WE OUGHT TO KICK YOUR EGG-HEAD BUDDY BUMS OUT OF OFFICE AND HIRE WALMART TO  RUN THE  GOVERNMENT  ???

WALMART SEEMS  TO KNOW HOW TO RUN A BUSINESS…….WHY DON’T YOU GUYS JUST ADMIT IT’S WAY  BEYOND YOUR PAY GRADE, AND QUIT?

Folks, keep  this circulating. It is very well stated.  Maybe it will end up in the  e-mails of some of our “duly elected’ (they never read anything) and   their staff will clue them in on how Americans feel.

“You can’t fix stupid,  but you can vote it  out.”
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