Texas Lady

A Texas trooper stopped an elderly lady just outside of Austin. He asked for her driver’s license, proof of insurance and registration. In the paper work he found a conceal carry permit. He asked if she had a weapon.

She said, “I have a .45 in the glove box.”

He asked, “Any other weapons?”

She said,”Yes, a 9mm Glock in the console and a .38 Special in my purse.”

The Trooper asked, “Lady, what are you afraid of?”

She said,”Not a damn thing.” …



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