A Texas trooper stopped an elderly lady just outside of Austin. He asked for her driver’s license, proof of insurance and registration. In the paper work he found a conceal carry permit. He asked if she had a weapon.
She said, “I have a .45 in the glove box.”
He asked, “Any other weapons?”
She said,”Yes, a 9mm Glock in the console and a .38 Special in my purse.”
The Trooper asked, “Lady, what are you afraid of?”
She said,”Not a damn thing.” …