Last night my daughter walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel
my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then
sell my new car.
Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then
disown me and never talk to me again. And don’t forget to write me out
of your will and leave my share to my sister.”
Well, she didn’t put it quite like that. What she actually said
was…’Dad, I have decided to work for Obama’s re-election campaign.’