Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us which famous person we admire the most. I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now…



  1. I have a story about when somebody told me to tell them a funny story and I certainly did not tell them this story.

    This is the dumbest, least clever and senseless story I’ve ever heard. Anyone who thinks this story is funny is extra strength stupid.

  2. Pingback: Teacher Sent This Student To The Principal's Office For Saying This In Class. His Response Was Pure Gold.

  3. When learning about how to make compound words, I once asked my teacher if I could use that for words I don’t know how to spell. She replied, “don’t get smart with me young man “. I replied with
    ” I thought that’s what were in school for, to get smart ”
    Yeah that day I meet a new friend who liked fried chicken.

  4. I don’t know if this is a true story but, I love it and had a great laugh. I really needed it after a very stressful week. Thanks for posting it.

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