IRS – Who did I miss?

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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. Puzzles me!!!

The question is, “How many dependents do you claim?”

I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:

“12 million illegal immigrants;

“3 million crackheads;

“42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

“2 million people inover 243 prisons;

“Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.”

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO DID I MISS?